Who The Hell Are You, Anyway?

Name: Phil Szostak

Age: 33 years old

Sex: Yes, please!

Height: Standard Caucasian 6'

Weight: 200 lbs. of rippling steel

Hair Color: Brunette

Measurements: 26-23-35

Place Of Birth: New Jersey

Turn Ons: Good sense of humor, animals, music, and long slow walks on the beach

Turn Offs: Egotists, pretentiousness, smokers, rudeness and getting up early

Accomplishments: Self-published 6 issues of Logjam: a philosophical adventure comic book with cameo appearances of Guided By Voices, worked nearly 3 years in production of a nationally televised animated TV show, among many many other projects

Ambitions: To make the best rock and roll comic book ever